I saw this on a gamefaq board o i thought this would be a really good topic on this board. What are 250 things James Sunderland would just never say. Ill start this one offwith a prime example which i also saw...
"Bill, bill, bill, bill.....letter from dead wife.....bill, bill, bill...."
or something along these lines
James: "Uh, Maria, do you think you could help me out with opening this refrigerator?"
Maria: "Awwww, what's the matter? Big strong man needs help from a woman?"
James: "Actually, it has nothing to do with strength and everything to do with my inability to open most doors."
Or some more:
"Hey Eddie, think you could spare a slice of that pizza? I'm hungry."
"Hey dont worry Eddie life gets better even though your ugly and stupid."
What can say you about that?
250 things James would never say
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Опубликовано 24 Сентябрь 2005 - 10:17
Harry: "Excuse me, have you seen a little girl? About eight years old?"
James (thinks it's Laura): "Take her! That disgusting brat can die for all I care!"
Harry: "What?! That's my daughter you're talking about!"
James: "So you're the person who spawned that thing? Then you shall die!"
Epic fight of the century then commences...
Eddie: "Uh, James, can I ask you a favor?"
James: "What is it this time?"
Eddie: "Well, when I was throwing up in the toilet, my wallet just sorta fell in..."
James (rolls up sleeves): "Don't you worry. I'm a professional."
James: "I really need to get in shape."
James (after leaving Silent Hill): "Man, I hope I never have to go through that again. I think I'll take a relaxing vacation in Ashfield..."
Frank Sunderland: "Hey James, my boy, I want to have a man-to-man talk to you... it's about sex."
James: "Dad, I'm 28 years old, I'm married. I know all about it."
Frank: "Then how come you don't have any of them kids?"
James: "Well, because we didn't want any and Mary died before that happened, you senile old fool."
Frank: "Did you know that kids are born out of apartment rooms? And those kids have this thing attached to them. Oddest thing I ever seen."
James: "Dad, are you off your medication again?"
Frank: "So I kept the umbilical cord in this box, but for some reason it started to smell, and then you came along."
James: " I'm calling the men with the white jackets...."
Frank: "And that's where babies come from!"
James: "Dad, go back home. I'll buy you a hooker or something. Will you go back home?"
Frank: "That's why you never had any kids, you idiot. You didn't have any of them apartment thingies..."
James: "Don't make me pull out my pillow, Dad...."
James: "What? Maria is really only my sexual fantasy brought to life? Then why does she still have clothes on?"
James to Pyramid Head: "You know, it's not the size of the sword, it's how you wield it."
Eddie: "If anyone makes fun of me again, I'll kill 'em, just like that!"
James: "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Did you say something, lard@$$?"
James (last words): "Bottomless Gorge? I wonder what's down there..."
James (thinks it's Laura): "Take her! That disgusting brat can die for all I care!"
Harry: "What?! That's my daughter you're talking about!"
James: "So you're the person who spawned that thing? Then you shall die!"
Epic fight of the century then commences...
Eddie: "Uh, James, can I ask you a favor?"
James: "What is it this time?"
Eddie: "Well, when I was throwing up in the toilet, my wallet just sorta fell in..."
James (rolls up sleeves): "Don't you worry. I'm a professional."
James: "I really need to get in shape."
James (after leaving Silent Hill): "Man, I hope I never have to go through that again. I think I'll take a relaxing vacation in Ashfield..."
Frank Sunderland: "Hey James, my boy, I want to have a man-to-man talk to you... it's about sex."
James: "Dad, I'm 28 years old, I'm married. I know all about it."
Frank: "Then how come you don't have any of them kids?"
James: "Well, because we didn't want any and Mary died before that happened, you senile old fool."
Frank: "Did you know that kids are born out of apartment rooms? And those kids have this thing attached to them. Oddest thing I ever seen."
James: "Dad, are you off your medication again?"
Frank: "So I kept the umbilical cord in this box, but for some reason it started to smell, and then you came along."
James: " I'm calling the men with the white jackets...."
Frank: "And that's where babies come from!"
James: "Dad, go back home. I'll buy you a hooker or something. Will you go back home?"
Frank: "That's why you never had any kids, you idiot. You didn't have any of them apartment thingies..."
James: "Don't make me pull out my pillow, Dad...."
James: "What? Maria is really only my sexual fantasy brought to life? Then why does she still have clothes on?"
James to Pyramid Head: "You know, it's not the size of the sword, it's how you wield it."
Eddie: "If anyone makes fun of me again, I'll kill 'em, just like that!"
James: "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Did you say something, lard@$$?"
James (last words): "Bottomless Gorge? I wonder what's down there..."
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Опубликовано 24 Сентябрь 2005 - 16:55
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What can say you about that?
One word - LOL =)
Especially this:
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"Bill, bill, bill, bill.....letter from dead wife.....bill, bill, bill...."
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Опубликовано 24 Сентябрь 2005 - 22:44
Most of all, I like this one:
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Eddie: "Uh, James, can I ask you a favor?"
James: "What is it this time?"
Eddie: "Well, when I was throwing up in the toilet, my wallet just sorta fell in..."
James (rolls up sleeves): "Don't you worry. I'm a professional."
James: "What is it this time?"
Eddie: "Well, when I was throwing up in the toilet, my wallet just sorta fell in..."
James (rolls up sleeves): "Don't you worry. I'm a professional."
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Опубликовано 25 Сентябрь 2005 - 01:04
Thank you... I'm glad you like it...
Some more:
*James is reading his wife's letter the first time.*
"In my restless dreams I see that town... Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again some day...
but, you never did..."
*James crumbles the letter up.*
"Oh man! She's still alive?!? I thought I killed her! Oh man... the police are going to be all after me for attempted murder. Okay James, think.. think! Maybe I should grow a beard? Go to Africa and camp out for a while!? Or.... I possibly could..... or maybe I.... I will..... etc."
James:
"You havent seen that red pyrimid thing have you?"
Ediie:
Wha.. I dont know what your talking about.."
James :
" then your a worthless piece of s**t."
*Video finishes playing in Room 312*
Laura: Hey James? Whats the matter, huh?
James: .........
Laura: James? Lets go.
James: ..........
Laura: James?
James: .....I.....Got.....A.... SNUFF VIDEO!!!
*James jumps around*
Some more:
*James is reading his wife's letter the first time.*
"In my restless dreams I see that town... Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again some day...
but, you never did..."
*James crumbles the letter up.*
"Oh man! She's still alive?!? I thought I killed her! Oh man... the police are going to be all after me for attempted murder. Okay James, think.. think! Maybe I should grow a beard? Go to Africa and camp out for a while!? Or.... I possibly could..... or maybe I.... I will..... etc."
James:
"You havent seen that red pyrimid thing have you?"
Ediie:
Wha.. I dont know what your talking about.."
James :
" then your a worthless piece of s**t."
*Video finishes playing in Room 312*
Laura: Hey James? Whats the matter, huh?
James: .........
Laura: James? Lets go.
James: ..........
Laura: James?
James: .....I.....Got.....A.... SNUFF VIDEO!!!
*James jumps around*
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Опубликовано 26 Сентябрь 2005 - 03:21
How about something along the lines of "WTF? I saw such this topic at SHF already, dammit!"
Maria: It doesn’t matter who I am... I’m here for you, James. See? I’m real. Don’t you want to touch me?
James: Urrrm, no... But if you were a DOG, then...
Angela: No. Don’t pity me. I’m not worth it....
James: Hell yeah! Get the f*** away from my way already, stupid bitch!
Eddie: Killin’ a person ain’t no big deal. Just put the gun to their head...pow!
James: That's right (*then shots poor Eddie down with a shotgun*).
James: Angela! Relax!
Angela: Don’t order me around!
James: I’m not trying to order you.
Angela: So what do you want then? Oh I see, you’re trying to be nice to me, right? :lighten: I know what you’re up to. It’s always the same. You’re only after one thing.
James: so you have figured me out, little girl
Angela: ???
James (*pushes Angela to the ground and rapes her*)
Angela: No, daddy, please no! Daddy!! No, not there :loki25: ... here... yeah, right....
owwww.... that's much better... daddy....
(James rides Brookhaven elevator with Maria)
Announcer: Hi there everybody, thanks for tuning in. Welcome to another exciting edition of “Trick or Treat”! Here you either answer the questions correctly and win a great prize, or fail to answer correctly and receive the punishment. It all depends on you. And our lucky, or should I say unlucky, challenger today is James! James Sunderland!
James (opens a thick book): This time i have a Silent Hill Plot Analysis
! Bwahahaha!!!
Maria: It doesn’t matter who I am... I’m here for you, James. See? I’m real. Don’t you want to touch me?
James: Urrrm, no... But if you were a DOG, then...
Angela: No. Don’t pity me. I’m not worth it....
James: Hell yeah! Get the f*** away from my way already, stupid bitch!
Eddie: Killin’ a person ain’t no big deal. Just put the gun to their head...pow!
James: That's right (*then shots poor Eddie down with a shotgun*).
James: Angela! Relax!
Angela: Don’t order me around!
James: I’m not trying to order you.
Angela: So what do you want then? Oh I see, you’re trying to be nice to me, right? :lighten: I know what you’re up to. It’s always the same. You’re only after one thing.
James: so you have figured me out, little girl
Angela: ???
James (*pushes Angela to the ground and rapes her*)
Angela: No, daddy, please no! Daddy!! No, not there :loki25: ... here... yeah, right....
owwww.... that's much better... daddy.... (James rides Brookhaven elevator with Maria)
Announcer: Hi there everybody, thanks for tuning in. Welcome to another exciting edition of “Trick or Treat”! Here you either answer the questions correctly and win a great prize, or fail to answer correctly and receive the punishment. It all depends on you. And our lucky, or should I say unlucky, challenger today is James! James Sunderland!
James (opens a thick book): This time i have a Silent Hill Plot Analysis
! Bwahahaha!!!
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Опубликовано 26 Сентябрь 2005 - 07:54
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How about something along the lines of "WTF? I saw such this topic at SHF already, dammit!"
I stole it from there
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Satoko-chan, where are you going? (^^)/
Опубликовано 01 Октябрь 2005 - 02:58
James (meets PH for the first time): Mary? *PH turns around and smiles at James* James: No... you’re not. I can’t believe it... You could be her twin. Your face, your voice... Just your hair and clothes are different!! =)
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:lol2:
Angela: You could always just beat me up like he always did.....
James: Wellll then. If you insist. *polishes steel pipe*
*In the Angela Cut Scene With The Knife*
James: Angela, there is other ways... you dont have to do this... I mean you can use my chainsaw, or drown yourself, or shoot yourself... theres alot of other ways.
Eddie: Everyone's always making fun of me and pushing me around!
James: Well if you will sit around with your fat ass spilling out of your pants....
Maria: How are you so skinny James.
James: Im on a health drink diet.
James: I swear, if I have to jump down one more hole, I--Falls down the last hole, gets up and turns flashlight on, as Heather did when entering the amusement park.- ...oh, hell.
James: -Sees the first monster in the beginning of the game, clings to it, then gasps.- You're not Mary!
Maria: James!
James: Stop! Lea--wait. There's...two of them? Noooo!
Maria: -Dies-
James: -Gets up and turns around, sees the two Pyramid Heads.- Oh no...whatshouldidowhatshouldido...uhm...uhm...I know! -Takes out a tube of mentos, starts dancing(badly) and singing the mentos theme.-
PH1: That's it, I quit. -Walks away.-
:lol2:
Angela: You could always just beat me up like he always did.....
James: Wellll then. If you insist. *polishes steel pipe*
*In the Angela Cut Scene With The Knife*
James: Angela, there is other ways... you dont have to do this... I mean you can use my chainsaw, or drown yourself, or shoot yourself... theres alot of other ways.
Eddie: Everyone's always making fun of me and pushing me around!
James: Well if you will sit around with your fat ass spilling out of your pants....
Maria: How are you so skinny James.
James: Im on a health drink diet.
James: I swear, if I have to jump down one more hole, I--Falls down the last hole, gets up and turns flashlight on, as Heather did when entering the amusement park.- ...oh, hell.
James: -Sees the first monster in the beginning of the game, clings to it, then gasps.- You're not Mary!
Maria: James!
James: Stop! Lea--wait. There's...two of them? Noooo!
Maria: -Dies-
James: -Gets up and turns around, sees the two Pyramid Heads.- Oh no...whatshouldidowhatshouldido...uhm...uhm...I know! -Takes out a tube of mentos, starts dancing(badly) and singing the mentos theme.-
PH1: That's it, I quit. -Walks away.-
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Опубликовано 07 Октябрь 2005 - 05:43
Author burn!!!! Write more!!!
Rollo :roll2: :lol2:
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Опубликовано 07 Октябрь 2005 - 05:46
*As James and Maria are running down the hallway being chased by PH*
James: *stops suddenly and turns are to look at Maria*
Maria: *runs into James* What the hell are you doing?! Keep going you dumb*ss! Im going to die in like *looks at watch* 2 MINUTES!
James: *still stares at her,grinning for a while*
*PH soon catches up and runs into Maria, falling down. It takes him a while to get up because of his big head*
PH: Dude! What the f*ck are you doing?! We're in the middle of a game!
James:* still staring and grinning, announces loudly, I've got new socks on!
Maria: *looks at him funny* Oh my god.....
PH: f*ck this! I've got a date with a maniquen.....Maria, We'll have to reschedual your death....same time tomorrow?
Maria: * shakes her head* Ok
*PH walks away and Maria smacks James in the back of his head and walks off in the same direction as the PH while muttering stuff under her breath*
Same sinario.....
*PH closes in behind Maria and James is just about to make it to the elevator*
Maria: *pushes James out of the way* Screw you, you stupid wife killing bas*ard!
James: WTF? I thought we had somthing special.....*is inturruped by PH stabing James in the head*
Maria: *laughs and flips James' dead body off. As the elevator doors close, Maria sees Vanteil drag off James' dead body*
Vanteil: Need - God- within- *is inturrupted by Maria*
Maria: This is Silent Hill 2....
Vanteil: Goddam*it! This always f*cking happens! *drops James and stomps off*
JAMES: ::when he first gets the radio:: Huh. Radio. What's goin' on with that radio...
JAMES: ::watching Pyramid Head and the Patient Demon in the stairwell; starts to remove his jacket:: Aw man! Heeeey, you guys mind if I join in?
JAMES: ...wait, who am I looking for again?
JAMES: Oh boy, I finally found Laura! ::shotgun loading noise:: Time to shoot her.
And I knooow I shouldn't, but...
JAMES: ::in the beginning in front of the bathroom mirror:: Observe as I cast a spell over my nose.
James: You can't kill someone, just because of the way they looked at you!
Eddie: You can't?
James: Nah, only if they're fatally ill.
Eddie: Really?
James: Nothing to it, just put a pillow to their head...pow.
Maria: See. . .I'm real. Don't you wanna touch me?
James: I. . .don't know.
Maria: Come and get me, I can't do anything through these bars.
James: Yes you could! All I have to do is. . .
I'll let your imagination take it from there.
James: *stops suddenly and turns are to look at Maria*
Maria: *runs into James* What the hell are you doing?! Keep going you dumb*ss! Im going to die in like *looks at watch* 2 MINUTES!
James: *still stares at her,grinning for a while*
*PH soon catches up and runs into Maria, falling down. It takes him a while to get up because of his big head*
PH: Dude! What the f*ck are you doing?! We're in the middle of a game!
James:* still staring and grinning, announces loudly, I've got new socks on!
Maria: *looks at him funny* Oh my god.....
PH: f*ck this! I've got a date with a maniquen.....Maria, We'll have to reschedual your death....same time tomorrow?
Maria: * shakes her head* Ok
*PH walks away and Maria smacks James in the back of his head and walks off in the same direction as the PH while muttering stuff under her breath*
Same sinario.....
*PH closes in behind Maria and James is just about to make it to the elevator*
Maria: *pushes James out of the way* Screw you, you stupid wife killing bas*ard!
James: WTF? I thought we had somthing special.....*is inturruped by PH stabing James in the head*
Maria: *laughs and flips James' dead body off. As the elevator doors close, Maria sees Vanteil drag off James' dead body*
Vanteil: Need - God- within- *is inturrupted by Maria*
Maria: This is Silent Hill 2....
Vanteil: Goddam*it! This always f*cking happens! *drops James and stomps off*
JAMES: ::when he first gets the radio:: Huh. Radio. What's goin' on with that radio...
JAMES: ::watching Pyramid Head and the Patient Demon in the stairwell; starts to remove his jacket:: Aw man! Heeeey, you guys mind if I join in?
JAMES: ...wait, who am I looking for again?
JAMES: Oh boy, I finally found Laura! ::shotgun loading noise:: Time to shoot her.
And I knooow I shouldn't, but...
JAMES: ::in the beginning in front of the bathroom mirror:: Observe as I cast a spell over my nose.
James: You can't kill someone, just because of the way they looked at you!
Eddie: You can't?
James: Nah, only if they're fatally ill.
Eddie: Really?
James: Nothing to it, just put a pillow to their head...pow.
Maria: See. . .I'm real. Don't you wanna touch me?
James: I. . .don't know.
Maria: Come and get me, I can't do anything through these bars.
James: Yes you could! All I have to do is. . .
I'll let your imagination take it from there.
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Опубликовано 07 Октябрь 2005 - 06:13
Can I try? :lighten:
*James, lifting up on the roof in final battle*
James: First floor, second, third, DAMN IT!!! MY NEW BOOTS!! What dog defecated on those footstep? Oh, $h!+, MARY????
Mary: No, Saint Father of Rome! What the f@ck? Where are you been so long?
James: I`m... Loocking for you. But... I`m think you`re dead...
*Mary beatin James her frying pan on the head*
Mary: You, mutherf@cker, think i dead? GET MORE!!! MORE!!!
*James, throw up his pistol*
James: One more heat, and you`re dead. REALLY DEAD!
Mary: Ohhhh... Huh! You scare me! Really scare!
*Shoot*
*...*
James: Oh, f@ck, i`m just kill my wife. Second time... No, that is cool to be alone - I want beer. Cold beer. OMPH!!!! MARIA!
Maria: Yes, yes. Let`s go home. I`m already calling up psychiatry, now they come and treat (medically) you... And me. (taking off a wig...)
*James, lifting up on the roof in final battle*
James: First floor, second, third, DAMN IT!!! MY NEW BOOTS!! What dog defecated on those footstep? Oh, $h!+, MARY????
Mary: No, Saint Father of Rome! What the f@ck? Where are you been so long?
James: I`m... Loocking for you. But... I`m think you`re dead...
*Mary beatin James her frying pan on the head*
Mary: You, mutherf@cker, think i dead? GET MORE!!! MORE!!!
*James, throw up his pistol*
James: One more heat, and you`re dead. REALLY DEAD!
Mary: Ohhhh... Huh! You scare me! Really scare!
*Shoot*
*...*
James: Oh, f@ck, i`m just kill my wife. Second time... No, that is cool to be alone - I want beer. Cold beer. OMPH!!!! MARIA!
Maria: Yes, yes. Let`s go home. I`m already calling up psychiatry, now they come and treat (medically) you... And me. (taking off a wig...)
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Опубликовано 07 Октябрь 2005 - 12:15
It`s just obvious. Something like, Oh jesus freaking god, what in the hell is this place, god dammit?!! It`s bleeding all over!! Please let me outta here! I don`t wanna die!.
You know, i would! Alas, they never say that. Never they have such an all in all normal reaction of a decent human being. That`s just weird.
You know, i would! Alas, they never say that. Never they have such an all in all normal reaction of a decent human being. That`s just weird.
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James: *staring at PH*
PH:...
James: My knifes bigger than yours.
PH: No way, man.
Maria: It's just a hangover, I'll be okay.
James: I'm not wearing underwear.
Laura: You never loved mary anyways!
James: HOW DID YOU KNO- i mean..um..Whats that letter?
Laura:...oh god why...
James: Duhhhhhhh...
The door locks is broken perhaps I should break it."
James: Man, I really need to get this piece of Happy Burger out from between my teeth.
Looks at the Great Knife..
James: Hmm...
James: It’s hot as hell in here.
Angela: Well, that's because you're on fire
James: I guess you're right. My sins have set fire to my life.
Angela: No, seriously. You're on fire.
James: *looks at arm, which is currently ablaze* Oh....AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *rolls around on floor*
PH:...
James: My knifes bigger than yours.
PH: No way, man.
Maria: It's just a hangover, I'll be okay.
James: I'm not wearing underwear.
Laura: You never loved mary anyways!
James: HOW DID YOU KNO- i mean..um..Whats that letter?
Laura:...oh god why...
James: Duhhhhhhh...
The door locks is broken perhaps I should break it."
James: Man, I really need to get this piece of Happy Burger out from between my teeth.
Looks at the Great Knife..
James: Hmm...
James: It’s hot as hell in here.
Angela: Well, that's because you're on fire
James: I guess you're right. My sins have set fire to my life.
Angela: No, seriously. You're on fire.
James: *looks at arm, which is currently ablaze* Oh....AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *rolls around on floor*
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James looking at Maria in the cell
James: Didn't that thing stab you?
Maria: There was a hole here, now its gone..."
Laura: You're just a gutless fatso!
Eddie: Thats not very nice...
James: Yea, i mean, of course he has a gut....LOOK AT IT!
James: Why are you in Silent Hill, Angela?
Angela: Im looking for my mama...
James:*mumbles* I killed your mother by smothering her with a pillow...
Angela: What?
James:Oh nothing...*looks around*
Mary: I dont want any of your D@MN flowers!
James: *shoves the flowers in her face* Your takin the godd@mn flowers even if I have to smother- I mean *shifty eyes and thinks to himself* (Keep it together, James....Just hold on two more hours...then my evil plan will go underway)...*smiles at Mary* I love you hunny...
Angela: Oh, I- I- Im sorry....Im so sorry...
James: Angela, are you aware of just how many times you've APOLOGIZED to me since the first time I met you?
Angela:.........
Maria: All you care about is that dead wife of yours!
James: Not true. I care about lots of stuff. I mean, there's rock music, and pork rhinds, and hockey, and--
*SLAP!!*
James: Yes, mistress! Whatever you say, mistress!!
Maria: ... That's better.
James: Maria, I have somthing to tell you....
Maria: Yes, James?
**dramatic pause**
James: *points behind Maria* THERES THIS HUGE-A$$ PYRAMID HEAD BEHIND YOU! I also saved a bunch of money on my car by switching to Geico!
Maria: *screams and runs away*
James: I saved! I thought that ment somthing to you!
James: Didn't that thing stab you?
Maria: There was a hole here, now its gone..."
Laura: You're just a gutless fatso!
Eddie: Thats not very nice...
James: Yea, i mean, of course he has a gut....LOOK AT IT!
James: Why are you in Silent Hill, Angela?
Angela: Im looking for my mama...
James:*mumbles* I killed your mother by smothering her with a pillow...
Angela: What?
James:Oh nothing...*looks around*
Mary: I dont want any of your D@MN flowers!
James: *shoves the flowers in her face* Your takin the godd@mn flowers even if I have to smother- I mean *shifty eyes and thinks to himself* (Keep it together, James....Just hold on two more hours...then my evil plan will go underway)...*smiles at Mary* I love you hunny...
Angela: Oh, I- I- Im sorry....Im so sorry...
James: Angela, are you aware of just how many times you've APOLOGIZED to me since the first time I met you?
Angela:.........
Maria: All you care about is that dead wife of yours!
James: Not true. I care about lots of stuff. I mean, there's rock music, and pork rhinds, and hockey, and--
*SLAP!!*
James: Yes, mistress! Whatever you say, mistress!!
Maria: ... That's better.
James: Maria, I have somthing to tell you....
Maria: Yes, James?
**dramatic pause**
James: *points behind Maria* THERES THIS HUGE-A$$ PYRAMID HEAD BEHIND YOU! I also saved a bunch of money on my car by switching to Geico!
Maria: *screams and runs away*
James: I saved! I thought that ment somthing to you!
