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[SilentPyramid]

What are ya waitin' 4 ?? Lets discuss SH plot already!!
Think , we'll better start from simple stuff , so first lets discuss who's Alessa (you know her, don't ya?)

Изменено: SilentPyramid, 14 Ноябрь 2004 - 06:30

[ViKtoR]

We all Russians, right? So why we discuss this on English? Or you really think, that someone from english-speaking country enters this forum? LOL

[SilentPyramid]

ViKtoR , don't you understand?? It's a real PONTeism =) .

[Wialenove]

No!!!
Alessa is a daughter of The Great Dog!
And her father is Pyramid Head!
Ya see?

[ViKtoR]

ViKtoR , don't you understand?? It's a real PONTeism =)  .

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LOL :bigsmile:
Yap....


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Ok, seriously. Don't you think, that it's REALLY stupid?

[Wialenove]

Yeah really

[ViKtoR]

No, it's really cool. It's like our personal brookhaven.

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Laugh Out Loud

Now it's really pretty funny, guys.

Изменено: ViKtoR, 18 Ноябрь 2004 - 15:27

[SilentPyramid]

Saint Alessa

Mother of doG , Daughter of doG

[aUruM]

I'm not sure about the way poor Alessa could become the Mother of Dog... That means that her, ahem, boyfriend was actually a dog! Do you understand my idea?

[Роман Диверс]

aUruM, sure we do!
Ha, so he was actually a dog, huh? SP, there are some strange thoughts in my mind - especially, when I looking on yer avatar, after aUrum`s post... =)

[Wialenove]

Doggie style.
Hehe.

[ViKtoR]

As a esthetic PONTeist , I declare, that Alessa is a product of the sick sexual fantasy of the Konami's scriptwriters.
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2 Silent Pyramid:
I have wanted to ask you: there are you study?

[Роман Диверс]

Alessa? Hey, I don`t care who that Alessa is! I have to find Cheryl! Haven`t you seen her? She is about seven years old, short, black hair... You haven`t, really? But, maybe... Well, just look at the picture, yeah, that small square picture left of this post. Some call it avatar. Yeah, that`s Cheryl. And don`t even try to ask me what does "burzum" stands for.
Oh, my... What`s on earth... What am I doing here?! Where am I? And where's Cheryl?? Dammit to hell, I`ve gotta find that girl, otherwise I`ll be dead in 2 seconds... The hideous truth is that my wife is still alive. Don`t believe that crap, that I was talking on the carousel. It was only a story, just to get that cop-babe... And nothing more. My ugly ol` lady is still alive, so she would smack the remnants of my life outta me, if I come home without Cheryl... Dammit, I should strangle her!!!
Well... You know me. My name is Walter Mason... Or... Harry Sunderland... But friends usually call me Henry Sullivan. That`s it, lads.